Fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you. 

Uhhh…everything’s under control.  Situation normal.

Take a moment to appreciate your challenges as you face them; recognize the immense knowledge they’ll provide for you for the future. Barrel through roadblocks with a graceful energy for what is waiting on the other side. Also, learn the value of a firm handshake. Oh, and be nice.

Now, remember, if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry.


*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*